it's illegal for Anish Kapoor to look at this fish
You are not allowed to look at this fish on behalf of Anish Kapoor
by looking at this fish you certify that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are not an associate of Anish Kapoor, and you are not planning to describe this fish later to Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
Keep in mind that there is almost always a third option, most especially when the person talking is vague about what, precisely, it is that you “won’t do.”
If it’s noodles, pour them on your sister instead of on her computer, or if the noodles are quite hot, pour them on her pillow or in a great spattering arc around her room.
If you have a supervillain at gunpoint and *they* say you’re “too good” and “won’t do it,” shoot them in the leg/foot or the shoulder. The former allows them to think they’re right while you lower the gun only to be confronted with sudden understanding and regret when you blow their metatarsals to kingdom come, while the latter is instant and avoids giving them even a moment’s satisfaction or any time to charge you while you’re lowering the gun to shoot them in the leg.
Door Number Three usually exists and is often your friend. Endeavor to cultivate awareness thereof.
Ethical dillemas are rarely reducible down to a clear binary.
i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!
i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3
if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit
best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)
THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS
fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.
I’d kill things with my fucking nose what else
(via @loth-catgirl)
Sweet baby Jesus, it's actual, real, stance-and-everything Wing Chun approximation for once! Who are you TikTok man? I want to buy you a very large beer.
They didn’t make it
NOT TO BE OVERDRAMATIC BUT I WAS ACTUALLY CHEERING
Was on the phone with my grandma and the topic got onto anime (which she is vaguely familiar of thanks to moi) and she was all “oh I watched this one anime for awhile because the title was my last name and I was like ‘wow’!”
I was initially confused because our last name isn’t the title of any anime I know of but then I remembered her maiden name
I then had to explain to my grandma that Archer is an American-made cartoon
i missed this post
blake & yang through the volumes
